The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen

Well, not really. But it feels that way when your husband suddenly loses his job. At age 61. For the second time in four years.

And, of course, to receive his "generous" (four weeks' pay!) severance package, he had to sign a statement that he will not allege age discrimination. Give me a break.

That's plenty of suckitude for the time being. Where's Yoda when you need him?